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LATEST: FUTURISM POSTER & THREE NEW SHIRT DESIGNS IN OUR NEW TOPATOCO STORE!
VOYAGE FROM WONDERMARK MANOR NOVEL NOW AVAILABLE!

Normally you should have your goods 2-3 weeks after ordering. Overseas orders may take a shade longer because, you know, distance.

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Beards of our Forefathers & The Annotated Wondermark COMBO PACK (SIGNED)

Save a few bucks by ordering the combo pack!

I am also sketching in selected copies! If you didn't know that I can draw, take a look here. To upgrade both of these books to Artist Editions, please add the combo to your cart, then click below. (To upgrade only one or the other, scroll down and add the appropriate upgrade on the book's individual listing.)

Combo Artist Edition Upgrade: $20



USA: $25 + $4.75 Priority Mail
Worldwide: $25 + $11 Priority Mail

Why not check out the new Banded Print Sets as well?


Beards of our Forefathers: A Collection of Wondermark Comic Strips (SIGNED)

96 pages; hardcover with cloth-bound spine; 8 3/4" x 9"

This beautiful collection, published by Dark Horse Comics, picks up where The Annotated Wondermark (below) left off. It contains about 120 comic strips, plus the 8-page story Treachery! and about 12 additional pages of new and previously unreleased content.

(Cost-conscious fans may also buy unsigned copies for $10.17 on Amazon.)

I am also sketching in selected copies! If you didn't know that I can draw, take a look here. To upgrade your purchase to an Artist Edition, please add the book to your cart, then click here:

'Beards' Artist Edition Upgrade: $10



USA: $15 + $4.75 Priority Mail
Worldwide: $15 + $11 Priority Mail

The Annotated Wondermark: The First Anthology Collection of the Celebrated Comic Strip (SIGNED)

85 pages; softcover; 7 1/8" x 10 5/8"

Collects comics #1-100, plus a bunch of nifty bonus material in the back and around the corners. This edition has an introduction by Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics. Learn more about The Annotated Wondermark!

I am also sketching in selected copies! If you didn't know that I can draw, take a look here. To upgrade your purchase to an Artist Edition, please add the book to your cart, then click here:

'Annotated' Artist Edition Upgrade: $10
3rd edition  


USA: $13 (shipping included)
Worldwide: $18 (shipping included)


Treachery! An All-New Wondermark Adventure (ARTIST EDITION)

8 pages; softcover; 6 5/8" x 9"

A super-keen comedy adventure story in graphic novel format!  I am very proud of this. 

Each copy is individually signed and numbered, and all images are taken directly from 19th century primary sources and recomposited and recontextualized -- just like Wondermark comic strips!  Learn more about Treachery!

NOTE: Because the Treachery! story is reprinted in the new book Beards of our Forefathers, ALL REMAINING COPIES of Treachery! will be upgraded to Artist Editions free of charge. That means that I will sketch in every single one by default! This is a great chance to buy original art at a discounted rate. (If you didn't know that I can draw, take a look here.)

Buy Beards for the story and Treachery! for the collectability! Treachery! will not be reprinted when the current print run is exhausted.

it's pretty great guys
USA: $7 (shipping included)


Worldwide: $10 (shipping included)
                      


Dispatches from Wondermark Manor, Volumes I & II

Softcover; 4.25" x 7"; Dispatches, Vol.I: 129 pages
Dispatches, Vol.II: Voyage from Wondermark Manor: 176 pages

These books are the first and second in a series of three parody Victorian novels that I am writing for subscribers of my newsletter. All text in these volumes have been revised and edited to read somewhat less like they were written at four in the morning. (Somewhat.) Each copy is signed by me!

I encourage you to download the first ten pages of Vol.I in PDF form to see if it's something you might be interested in. Both books are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution–Noncommercial–Share Alike 3.0 license.

If you need some books very slickly printed I heartily recommend E.C. Printing! They are a top-notch book printer. Tell Jim I sent you.

there are some pictures if you need your books to have pictures
Volume I: USA: $5 + $2 shipping

Volume I: Worldwide: $5 + $4 shipping


Volume II: USA: $7 + $2 shipping
Volume II: Worldwide: $7 + $5 shipping

Vols I & II Combo: USA: $10 + $4
Vols. I & II Combo: Worldwide: $10 + $7


EXPENDABLE DVD

It's my movie! This is a short film I made with my longtime collaborator Todd Croak-Falen. It's about the henchmen to a James Bond-type supervillain -- what they do in their evil compound while they're waiting for spies to show up. We've been taking it to film festivals all across the country and have had a great response.

This is an NTSC region-free DVD. It should work anywhere in North America, and additionally in Europe, Australia, etc. if you have an NTSC DVD player. If you've bought DVDs from the U.S. before then you should know if your player is compatible. Also, I should note that this is a professionally glass-pressed DVD (like one you'd buy at the store), not, like, a home-burned DVD. Just so you know.

The DVD contains the film (in brilliant quality) plus over 30 minutes of bonus material including deleted scenes, A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. corporate videos including promotional and training films, and early footage from a test shoot. Our box artwork is by the peerless Justin Pierce.

You can also watch the film for free right here! But it looks a lot better on the DVD.

SPECIAL NOTE: This short film is not a profit-making project. All revenue from DVD sales goes towards reimbursing our production costs. Our ultimate goal is to make a feature-length version of Expendable -- and to that end, if you are an agent, producer, studio executive, eccentric billionaire, etc. and would like a complimentary copy of the DVD, please email me! I will be more than happy to send you one.



USA: $9 (shipping included)
Worldwide: $11 (shipping included)

EXPENDABLE A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. PATCH



Worldwide: $4 (shipping included)

EXPENDABLE COMBO SET

This collector's combo set contains the Expendable DVD, three A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. patches, and an 11" x 14" A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. "Conformity" poster (as seen in the movie). All proceeds help cover our film production costs!

A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. JUMPSUITS: I have had some inquiries about purchasing A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. jumpsuit costumes. Jumpsuits have pre-stitched patches on both shoulders and left breast, and include an A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D. ID card for the right breast pocket. Sizes start at around 40L. If you're interested, email me for more information!



USA: $20 + $4.75 Priority Mail
Worldwide: $20 + $8 Priority Mail





ALL NEW SHIRT SALES ARE NOW HANDLED THROUGH TOPATOCO!

In the interests of providing you with substantially improved customer service and me with a modicum of space in my house, I have partnered with internet T-shirt guru Jeffrey Rowland to offer Wondermark apparel through his TopatoCo organization! This means that apparel orders are now handled totally separately from the rest of the store.

To commemorate the occasion, here are some new shirts for you:

    

In addition, of course, to these old favorites:

  
  





Premium linen cardstock, envelopes optionally included. The engravings on the cards are reproduced directly from authentic 19th-century primary sources. I defy you to find any of these illustrations in a clip-art book anywhere.

Cards can be ordered in multiples of 3, 12, or 30. You can mix & match designs however you like:

Blank Inside: Rhino • BeardLibrary

Birthday: Old

Special Day: Dog

Thank You: WolfJasper

Congratulations: Conquer

Get Well: Battle

Valentine: Fallen • BearPaper • Whisper

Happy Holidays: StabWise ManCelloShepherdsChanukah

ALSO: If you're buying cards and nothing else,
non-U.S. orders please add this $3 shipping charge
(just once per order, regardless of quantity):


If you're buying other stuff besides cards
you don't have to add the surcharge.

hello, this is a greeting
Set of 3 - $6 (US shipping included)
Which design(s)?
Include envelopes?

Set of 12 - $20 (US shipping included)

Which design(s)?
Include envelopes?

Set of 30 - $50 (US shipping included)

Which design(s)?
Include envelopes?

pictured: blank inside (rhino)



stiiiickers

Excellent quality weatherproof vinyl, screenprinted by Contagious Graphics. Most of the stickers have no URL or other tiny print fouling up the design. They are just pure stickery goodness from edge to edge. (The Meta Sticker does have a tiny 'wondermark.com'.)

META BUMPER STICKER.  (2 3/4" x 11")  Based on this comic.

It has come to my attention that some people are buying multiple stickers to place on the bumpers of strangers' cars, thus covering up inferior stickers! I cannot condone vandalism. BUT, in case anyone wants to buy multiple stickers for, uh, non-vandalism-related purposes, please find a Meta Sticker 6-Pack option below.

car not included $3.00 worldwide (shipping included)

6-Pack: $12 worldwide (shipping included)


GARFIELD IS NOT FUNNY.  (2 3/4" x 8 1/2")  Based on this comic about the 20th President.

james garfield was not a humorous man $3.00 worldwide (shipping included)

6-Pack: $12 worldwide (shipping included)


AWESOME STICKER FUN PAKS.  Five different awesome stickers! "Party like it's 1899" was drawn by the peerless Steve Hogan. The quarters in the picture are for scale.

SO AWESOME 1 each of 5 stickers: $6 worldwide

Mix-n-match 10 stickers: $10 worldwide
Which sticker(s)?

OMG any 25 stickers!!!: $20 worldwide
Which sticker(s)?



SIGNED PRINTS OF ANY STRIP.

6" x 12", crisply printed on matte photo paper over an aged-parchment texture. Suitable for framing, if that's your thing; or, have me frame it, below. See all the detail lost in the web version!

You can indicate which strip you'd like by its episode number, name, a line of dialogue or a description -- whatever helps me identify it.

it is printed and is a print

USA: $12 (shipping included)
Which strip?

Worldwide: $14 (shipping included)
Which strip?



FRAMED PRINTS OF ANY STRIP.

The same prints as above, except professionally framed in sturdy hardwood, fitted with shatterproof Lucite and acid-free backing, sealed against dust and moisture. Every frame is personally assembled by me, a former professional framer. Ships ready to hang. (Please allow 2 weeks for customized assembly of this item.)

You can indicate which strip you'd like by its episode number, name, a line of dialogue or a description -- whatever helps me identify it.

PLEASE NOTE: If you would like a framed print AND other items that may fit in the same package, feel free to contact me for a customized shipping quote.


it is printed and is a print

USA: $35 + $8.25 Priority Mail
Which strip?

Worldwide: $35 + $11.95 Priority Mail
Which strip?

BANDED PRINT SETS.

These banded sets contain thirteen individual high-resolution comic prints. Each print is 3.75" x 8.75", great for adorning your desk, workspace, fridge, etc. The three sets contain the following comics (open them all in tabs to refresh your memory):

SET 1: WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS: Comics 115 - 162 - 178 - 190 - 191 - 245 - 260 - 285 - 302 - 324 - 352 - 389 - 394

SET 2: WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS AT WORK: Comics 124 - 128 - 165 - 177 - 219 - 235 - 269 - 298 - 313 - 325 - 375 - 383 - 399

SET 3: EVEN ANIMALS HAVE PROBLEMS: Comics 013 - 106 - 112 - 119 - 158 - 160 - 223 - 246 - 275 - 315 - 361 - 372 - 378

bound up like money

$12 worldwide (shipping included)
Which set?
Set of all 3: $30 worldwide
(shipping included)


FUTURISM POSTER.  (18" x 24") 

This poster was conceived by me and designed and painted by Carly Monardo! Carly gets 50% of the proceeds from this print because she is pretty amazing.

This item is sold in the Wondermark TopatoCo Store!



THE WONDERMARK 2008 CALENDAR:
Featuring Twelve Tales of Love, Loss and Mourning
Offering Grim Hope for the Year to Come.

This is a new item I am very excited to unveil! These are hand-screenprinted desk calendars designed by me and printed by my wife and me. Twelve individual monthly cards, each 8.5" x 5.5", sit in a heavy brass easel to decorate your desk or workspace. Each month features an image with an accompanying short bit of dark verse. In addition, the easels are hand-crafted in New Delhi by a company that contributes a portion of their proceeds towards scholarships for children in India. I am proud to offer these quality items as part of the package.

The 2008 calendar is limited to only 100 units, and each is signed and numbered by me.

Here's a video that shows you more about the calendars (including a sample verse) and how they're made!

calendar!
This item is sold out. Watch for the 2009 calendar in November '08!



GIFT CERTIFICATES / DEED OF LAND OWNERSHIP.

Can't decide?  Need a quick gift idea?  Want to build a tannery but your property's not zoned for it?  Check out the Wondermark Gift Certificate/Deed of Land Ownership.  Available for rush PDF delivery via email in most cases (if you ask for it).

The certificates are good for any merchandise in this store!  The recipient can just email me and tell me what they want.  Unused certificate value stays on file, and certificates do not expire.  HOW ABOUT THAT.

Here are the denominations available:


it is a certificate of gift


$25  
$50  
$75  
$100  

Thank you so much for your purchases; they support this website and help keep Wondermark free.

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