#219; In which God has an Expense Account

Comic Transcripts

[[A booming voice thunders from an office building.]]

Fidelity Mutual hath DEFILED themselves before me. Thou shalt put their executive board to the sword.
Their cubicles shall become dung-hills and their parking garage a wasteland: I am the LORD.
Their OFFICE MANAGER thou may takest for thy spoils.

[[God Almighty, the Lord of Hosts, the King of Kings, speaks to a room full of office workers.]]

Harken to my words, ye servants of the Most High, and ye freelancers too:
personal emails are an abomination unto my sight.
If ye drinketh the last of the coffee and not maketh more, thou shalt be put to death.
For any INTERN thou hast raped, thou must forfeit one sick day.

Caption: If God of the Old testament ran a fortune 500 company
God: And lo, I shall bring pestilence and locusts to all of accounts payable, until someone teaches Cynthia the proper use of the ‘REPLY ALL’ button.

[[header: jesus is my executive v.p. at WONDERMARK.COM]]
[[alt-text: there are ten commandments but eight of them are about parking spaces and the other two are about food left in the fridge over the weekend]]

#219; In which God has an Expense Account transcribed by in

[[A booming voice thunders from an office building.]]

[[God Almighty, the Lord of Hosts, the King of Kings, speaks to a room full of office workers.]]

#219; In which God has an Expense Account transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.